I love the sweet green earth—love it more than Boulderites love bike shorts—but why is it that when people start talking about saving the earth, most of us can’t be bothered? Why is it that electric buses and free-trade soy lattes go hand in hand, and why does the mention of both cause most of the US population to roll its eyes? What, exactly, is wrong with giving a shit about the planet?

On February 8-10th, the Denver Merchandise Mart was home to the Sex Expo, which contained a tag line of life, wellness, and pleasure.

As I walked in, I had no idea what to expect. First, I wondered if my attire was appropriate. Would all the women be in high heels, short skirts, and corsets? Would people move around with leashes around their necks, pulled by their masters?

I do not own any skirts. Denim covered my legs and black converse sneakers kept my feet warm. I felt a bit out of place with my notebook clutched to my hip, but it became like a camera as I wrote down as much as could, capturing the crazy sexiness of the event.

The land that today Coloradans call home was once an expanse of vast, open plains, its background painted the purple and white of almost insuperable mountains. Horses roamed wild, and natives hunted and thrived.

Today, the land is marked by cities and suburbs, resorts and highways. For 160 years, the winds of change have swept the Colorado landscape, but all is not lost. The history of this transformation may be right beneath your feet.

What to do? What to do?

Maybe you don’t feel like skiing again today or it’s too muddy to run. There’s nothing good on TV and you’ve got a free day from work or  school. Suppose you’re thirsty for a good beer, but tight in funds?

Maybe you are a beer lover too, and were wondering just how those brewmaster/magician folks down at the local brewery can take essentially four main ingredients, mix them together, wave their magic wand and create such a wonderful beverage.